Here is an excerpt of the brilliant “Cognitive Bias Son”
I’m Biased because I knew it all along.
Hindsight Bias! I knew it all along!
I’m Bias because I put you in a category in which you may or may not belong.
Representativeness Bias: don’t stereotype!
I’m bias because of a small detail that throws off the big picture of the thing.
Anchoring Bias: See the forest for the trees!
I’m biased toward the first example that comes to mind.
Availability Bias: the first thing that comes to mind!
I’m Biased because I’ll only listen to what I agree with.
Confirmation Bias: you’re narrow-minded if you are like this!
I’m Biased because I take credit for success, but not blame for failure.
Self-Serving Bias: my success and your failure!
I’m Biased when I remember things the way I would have expected them to be.
Expectancy Bias: false memories are shaped by these!
I’m biased because I think my opinion now was my opinion then.
Self-consistency Bias: but you felt different way back when!
via Nudge